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The Complete Bedroom Reset Protocol by Slow Club

Harder.Longer.Better.

The 90-day plan for stronger erections, real control and sex she actually talks about the next day. Built on science, not bro-myths.

Theo and LenaFrom Theo & Lena at @slowclubhealth
Lenaok… who taught you that?
✓ Every claim cited
Build · Fix · Play
Lena in a red slip pulling Theo close in bed
01 · Sound familiar?

Be honest. Which one's you?

Nobody teaches men this stuff. So we guess, we Google at 2am, and we quietly hope it sorts itself out. It usually doesn't.

Theo hiding his face in bed while Lena raises an eyebrow

Done in 2 minutes

You try thinking about spreadsheets. It doesn't work. Lasting longer is a skill you can train, and nobody ever showed you how.

Covered in Part 2 · Fix
Theo on the edge of the bed holding a condom, stressed

Going soft mid-sex

Hard one minute, gone when the condom comes out. Usually it's nerves, sleep or blood flow, and all three respond to training.

Covered in Part 2 · Fix
Theo asleep face-down while Lena pokes his back

Too tired to start

Low energy, low drive, scrolling till 1am. Your sleep and your testosterone are running the show, and both can be raised.

Covered in Part 1 · Build

all of it is trainable. that's the whole point.

Theo doing push-ups beside the bed while Lena, in his shirt, watches over her coffee
she noticed. 👀
02 · Part 1: Build

Get your body bed-ready.

  1. Buildthe foundation
  2. Fixonly if flagged
  3. Playthe reward

Erections run on hormones, a calm head, blood flow and sleep. Build tunes all four, so everything after it works better. Everyone starts here.

HormonesRaise your T the natural way.
  • Boost testosterone naturally
  • Zinc, vitamin D & magnesium
  • High prolactin kills erections
  • Your T, LH & SHBG, decoded
HeadOut of your head, into the moment.
  • Porn addiction & NoFap, honestly
  • Fixing death grip
  • Performance anxiety
  • Body confidence
Blood flowTrain and eat for harder erections.
  • Eating for blood flow
  • Kegels & reverse kegels
  • Morning erections
  • Alcohol, weed & performance
SleepThe cheapest performance booster you have.
  • Sleep & your T
  • Snoring & sleep apnea
  • Stress & recovery

starts with a quick self-test that maps your path.

The morning after: Lena laughing in bed, holding up a stopwatch to a proud Theo
new personal best 😏
03 · Part 2: Fix

Stay hard. Last longer.

  1. Buildbody sorted
  2. Fixonly if flagged
  3. Playthe reward

Only if your self-test flags it. Two step-by-step programs that run alongside Build, with daily drills and a log so you can see it working.

If erections are the issue

Stay hard

Stronger, more reliable erections

  • Find out if it's your body, your head, or both
  • Stay hard when the condom comes out
  • Know your medical options, and skip the fakes
  • Talk to her about it without the awkward silence
If you finish too fast

Last longer

Real control in bed

  • Feel the point of no return coming, early
  • Pull back from the edge and keep going
  • Change pace without killing the mood
  • Take the pressure off for good

no problem down there? skip straight to Play. 😉

Theo kissing Lena's neck as she leans back on the pillows in a black slip
reading it together counts as foreplay
04 · Part 3: Play

The best sex you'll ever have.

  1. Buildbody sorted
  2. Fixproblems handled
  3. Playthe reward

Build gets your body ready. Fix takes care of the problems. Then Play is all about her: her body, foreplay, positions, orgasms. Her pleasure isn't a bonus chapter here. It's the whole point.

her pleasure map
  • The clitoris (it's bigger than you think)
  • G-spot
  • A-spot
  • Nipples, neck, inner thighs
  • Her arousal triggers
  • Teasing & denial
  • Oral on her
  • Positions by goal
  • Toys
  • Multiple orgasms
  • Make her want it hours before you touch her
  • Find exactly where she likes it, and how
  • Get her there. Then get her there again.
  • Talk dirty without sounding like a bad movie
  • Round two, on purpose

written so you can read it together. she'll want to.

05 · What's inside

A 90-day program. Progress you can track.

Daily protocols, a tracker, workouts, meal plans and a 30-night couples challenge. Every piece tells you what to do today.

Lessons that end in a plan

Short, plain-spoken and made for your phone. Every lesson ends with a step-by-step protocol and a one-page cheat sheet, so you always know what to do tonight.

90-day tracker

Daily habits, weekly self-scores and a day-90 retest, so you can see it working.

Position deck

Positions grouped by what you're going for, drawn in tasteful line art. No photos.

30 Nights of Slow Burn

A couples challenge. One idea a night, a little bolder every week.

Meal plans for how you eat

Grocery lists, prep guides and swaps for your cuisine, wherever you live.

Workout cardsGym, home and no-equipment plans, plus pelvic floor progressions.
Cheat-sheet packEvery lesson boiled down to one page. Screenshot-ready.
Doctor & supplement guidesWhat to ask your doctor, what to buy, and what's a waste of money.
06 · The 90 days

Here's what the next 12 weeks look like.

W1
W2
W3
W4
W5
W6
W7
W8
W9
W10
W11
W12
BuildWk 1–4
FixWk 3–10 · if flagged
Play
✓Day 90 retest
Weeks 1–4Fix your sleep, start training and pelvic floor work, switch to your meal plan.
Weeks 3–10Run the erection or control program if your self-test flagged it.
Weeks 5–12Work through Play at your own pace. Bring her in for 30 Nights.
Day 90Retake the self-test and compare it with your day-1 baseline.
Founding member access
07 · Early access

Get on the list. Get the best deal it'll ever have.

50% offFounding discount. Our biggest, for the waitlist only.
48h earlyDoors open for you first, two days before everyone else.
Free deck30 Nights of Slow Burn couples challenge, free for founding members.
Launch price$ ??the list sees it first
Theo showing Lena something on his phone, she looks impressed
08 · FAQ

Questions you're too shy to ask.

Questions

Answers

Is this only for guys with a problem?
Theo
TheoNo. Build and Play are for everyone. Fix is optional, and the self-test tells you whether you need it. Plenty of guys just want better sex. Same program.
Is this only for guys with a problem?
Theo
TheoNo. Build and Play are for everyone. Fix is optional, and the self-test tells you whether you need it. Plenty of guys just want better sex. Same program.
Will anyone know I bought it?
Lena
LenaNope. Neutral name on your bank statement, neutral file names, and our emails never put anything awkward in the subject line.
Is it explicit?
Lena
LenaIt's frank, not porn. Plain words, tasteful line-art illustrations, no photos. Play gets spicy, in a way you can read together. 😏
How much will it cost?
Theo
TheoThe waitlist sees the price first, and gets 50% off it. Join and you'll have the number before anyone else does.
I'm vegetarian. Will the diet work for me?
Theo
TheoYes. There are three full meal plans (vegetarian, eggetarian and non-veg), each with swaps for different cuisines.
Do I need a gym?
Theo
TheoNo. Every workout comes in gym, home and no-equipment versions.
Is this medical advice?
Lena
LenaNo. It's education built on published research. Where something needs a doctor, we say so clearly, and give you a guide for what to ask.
Can my partner read it too?
Lena
LenaPlease do. Play is written for two, and there's a 30-night couples challenge with your name on it.
When does it launch?
Theo
TheoSoon. The waitlist hears first and gets in 48 hours before everyone else.

Your 90 days start with one email.see you inside 😉

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